what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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