i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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