I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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