I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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