Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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