There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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