I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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