This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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