Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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