I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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