i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize