I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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