He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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