it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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