so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
