my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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