p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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