Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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