doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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