The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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