respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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