She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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