She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
