Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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