Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
