There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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