you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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