i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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