wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Randomize
