i may or may not be watching the land before time
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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