Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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