There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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