so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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