gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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