make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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