Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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