I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
