6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
