hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How naked do you want me to be?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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