I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
