NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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