So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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