i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
We got so high we made milksteak
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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