well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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