I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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