Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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