can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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