so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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