her vagine was all disorganized.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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