you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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