So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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