If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
