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i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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