The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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