So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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